ninja warrior

i thought of a way to become a wealthy bastard yesterday. ninja warrior is one of the best TV shows out there and i decided i'm going to co-host the show while integrating "celebrity ninja warrior".

seriously, think about jackie chan or jet li or van damn or vin diesel trying to do this rigorous course of intense obstacles. half would fail and look like fools while the other half would make it look easy. i'm calling the producers tonight. stay tuned for "celebrity ninja warrior" with co-host asher dong and yoi schacomaki.